Ok, check this out, this is what different fuzzy yarns can do to the same base yarn. All three of these hearts are knit with the exact same base yarn (that little ball of single ply mystery yarn down there at the bottom, alas label-less and from deep in the leftovers bin, so I have no idea what it is) held with three different strands of fluffy laceweight. The pink heart is the base yarn held double with Molly Girl Yarn's Motown Lace Weight in the color Alive For The First Time (yes, yes it really is that delightfully bright [...]

A quick stash toss. A bit of knitting. A bit more. And soon all manner of nonsense is afoot.

This remains both deeply deeply impractical, and unspeakably satisfying. ⁠ ⁠At this point in the proceedings, I'm just embracing the fact that both are true. Turns out I do not only like practical things any more than I only like healthy food or always pick reasonable bedtimes. ⁠ We'll simply have to live with our failings.⁠ At least this one is fuzzy.

Look, I've been good. Or rather, I've shown uncharacteristic restraint. No need to bring good and bad into it. But I've shown uncharacteristic restraint and made Two More Or Less Practical Things In A Row.⁠ I mean yeah, sure, fine, we can debate how practical a hat is for me because goodness knows I have enough of them already. But at least a hat, fundamentally, as an object, has some shot at a practical purpose in this world. ⁠ This, I assure you, does not. ⁠ It's also not terribly cute just yet. But hang on, that will change at [...]

See, I told you there would be a more subdued version for any of you who don't feel like walking around with wee pointy horns on your head. Though I swear to all the woolly saints, anyone who comes along and gives me crap about teeny tiny pointy bits of fabric on my hat making me actually evil will be be mercilessly and publicly mocked before being summarily blocked. I can think of quite a lot of things you might put on a hat that are a far more reliable indicator of someone being actually evil than this soft fuzzy [...]

So I mean yes, you totally can wear it with the points sticking up. This is, in fact, how I will probably generally wear it, as I'm a weirdo hermit already fairly committed to scaring away normal people (plus I think it's actually unexpectedly cute). But.⁠ I know full well that most of you will not want to do any such thing. So there will totally be an option for a Slightly More Subdued way to finish them.  Which we will see tomorrow. Because options are good!

Now...now we just graft this ooooooooone little stretch of business here. And then we see if this daring scheme has come to fruition or is destined to abject failure.

Are these The Weirdest Decreases I've ever put on a hat? Yup. Am I quite confident they'll be adorable when I'm done? Oh, like 95%? Which really, for something as low stakes as a hat, seems like a totally reasonable risk!

It seems I'm not the only one in need of a little love right now. Let's do a sale. Palpitation is 25% off with the code HEARTS for the next little while. It's on both ravelry and payhip. And, well, I'm going to spend a non-trivial part of this cold, snowy day (no really, actual blizzard, the sort where the only responsible thing to do is to stay home and burrow under blankets and hope the power doesn't go out) knitting these, and you are officially invited to do the same. I'll post some stuff on stories as the day [...]