Tiny Nonsense

Retirement Party

As promised, a few more details on what's going and what's staying! I'm reorganizing my patterns into a Core Collection—a dozen patterns that I plan to have more or less permanently available (thought it's always possible there will be adjustments if a new pattern comes along to claim one of those spots), and Rotating Collections—a handful of patterns, all sharing the theme or technique that I'm playing with at the moment, which will only be available for a few months. You can see the patterns in the Core Collection and the first Rotating Collection here. Everything else is going into [...]

January 20, 2026|

Ch-ch-ch-changes

I've got that itch again. The one that says 'burn it all down, start over'. So I'm changing some stuff! TL;DR version right up top: Turns out I get to feeling itchy when I have too many things available at one time. So I'm stripping the patterns down to a core collection of a dozen favorites. In addition, I'll release rotating collections of related patterns every few months as I make new things and explore new techniques. Those patterns will be available for a few months, then the next rotating collection will come out. Once a year, in November I'll [...]

January 19, 2026|

Halfday

So I knit a mini hat to take the instructional photos for the Snowday pattern. (Why yes, yes I was that obnoxious kid who did extra math problems in gradeschool, why do you ask?) And I suspect one or two of you might possibly want to make it. So I wrote up a couple quick notes to let you do that if you want! It is, and I cannot emphasize this strongly enough, absolutely not a stand alone pattern. You need the Snowday pattern for it to make sense. It will seem (and indeed is) incomplete without the stuff in [...]

January 18, 2026|

Don’t wear the cute boots

Ahem, just in case anyone is wondering what it looks like if you pull back a few feet, the pictures that end up looking like this... look like this from a bit farther back... Yes it's cold (it's January in Maine, I was delighted it was in the 30s not the teens). Yes it's...um...let's go with 'briny,' that seems like a fair way to describe the smell of seagull and wet seaweed. And yes, yes there is still quite a lot of sandy, gritty muck on my boots. Worth it though! Now for the real question, anyone else smitten with [...]

January 17, 2026|

Snowday

Snowday is out on both Ravelry and Payhip. And oh, oh it feels weird to try and do my job right now, because everything is on fire and all I want to do is hide. But hiding is not an option, so we shall be loud instead. So here's what we're going to do...I'm going to say 'hey, this pattern is out,' because that's my job and I have to do my job to survive. And then I'm going to say it's 25% off with the code FUCK ICE for the next few days (Rampant Nonsense folks get it for [...]

January 16, 2026|

Turn turn turn

Psst, wanna learn about turned hems? If you do, I wrote up a little guide to them. Should you wish to peruse such a thing, wander over this way. I used turned hems on both of these hats (they'll be out next, after the snowflake hat), and it's quickly become one of my absolute favorite ways to start a hat. It's tidy (all stockinette, no curl), it's warm (double layer on the chilly ear bits), it makes good use of yarn (because dammit, one skein isn't quite enough for the whole hat, but if I use a different yarn for [...]

January 14, 2026|

Turn & Turn About

Before we start, I want to acknowledge that literally none of us are ok right now. Not even a little bit. If you're in America, you're watching your government murder people in the street and strip you of your bodily autonomy and take away what little access to healthcare you have and raise the prices of everything you have to buy to survive while we all hold our breath and wonder if we're actually in civil war yet or just flirting with one. And if you're in the rest of the world, you're watching an evil, incompetent man send the [...]

January 13, 2026|

Two things

One, cute hat, nearly done, out soon: Two, ICE are a bunch of evil, fascist fucks. If you work for them, you are a bad person. Your children and grandchildren are ashamed of you. If your friends or family work for them (or support them), it's completely appropriate (and I would argue morally correct) to cut them out of your life. Because there should be consequences for being an evil, fascist fuck. And social stigma seems like a good place to start.

January 11, 2026|
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