Versions
Right, so I told you yesterday there were three versions of this. For I am not known for my restraint. You've got the original, which is sort of secretly my favorite because it has big 'shiny new folder at the start of the school year' vibes and I am just [...]
Binding
Can I promise that, if you make a stack of these, you will always know where your scissors (and needles, and stitch markers, and cable needles, and tape measure) are? I mean no, I can't in good conscience do that. I try not to lie to you. But I do [...]
Clearly
So what it needed was a knitted page, right? I mean clearly that's right! Which do you like best? The pattern for these should be out in a day or two! Do the usual thing if you want to hear when it arrives!
Significantly less so
Knitting is a venerable and practical craft that can make objects that are both beautiful and useful. At least until I come along and have my way with it. At which point it becomes significantly less respectable.
Scandalized
See, I knew I should have faith in all of you. Or at least I should trust that you all also exist in bodies and aren't easily scandalized! Oh and I really did mean it when I said I'm making a stack of these. Little Skein Anne might have sent [...]
Loaded
Wanna see how much stuff we can fit in one of these? I'm flopping this one around and loading it up over here.
Monthly Reminder
Every month I write a post saying “abortions are good!” and send a donation to @AidAccess to support their work providing abortion pills to people who need them. This month I also want to encourage you to start following a couple of accounts that talk about abortion, because the more [...]
Reproduce
Oh...oh dear...I think they might be learning to work together. I fear they might be learning to knit. Which, ok fine. I suppose every organism finds a way to reproduce itself. If you want to do your part to increase the population of tentacles, the pattern is out and it's [...]
Gripping
Our Tentacled Overlords have made landfall. Please remain calm. Local authorities are aware of the situation and will update you as soon as more information is available. In the meantime, should you wish to knit a small tentacle of your own, either as a welcoming gesture to our new Overlords [...]
Polite Society
The wee swirly bit of business from a few days ago? Yeah, it was lovely to see everyone speculating on it, but now I fear I may disappoint you when you learn what it really is. I am knitting myself a pile of absolutely magnificent washcloths. And I'll be honest, [...]
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