As advertised
I mean I've always been quite clear about being easily amused. I never suggested I had a particularly sophisticated taste or an especially nuanced perspective on the world. But even I am somewhat concerned by how amusing the tiny knitting robot* and its tiny, perfect icord output are to me. [...]
Last one’s out!
Yesterday I went by Ontheround (which yes, is in the next town over, between me and the big grocery store, because I live in fairyland...or Maine, same thing) and picked up the last of the yarn for the kits (because we needed more after the first batch because y'all are [...]
No really, like a lot
Hi, have I mentioned I'm autistic as hell? Because oh, oh yeah, oh yeah that's kinda key to understanding who I am and what I do. If you want to hear me natter on about that at length, check out the most recent episode of The Autistic Voice Project podcast [...]
Easily amused
I am, once again, amused by my tiny army of robots. This one is by Prym.* It makes a four stitch tube with small needles (I have another one by Addi* that makes a 6 stitch tube with bigger needles), and it runs like a champ. You can watch me [...]
How do you like your marshmallows?
I'm spending the rest of the year knitting ornaments from my patterns in my friend Rachel's yarn, and right now I'm knitting marshmallows! If you want to knit them along with me, anyone signed up for my Patreon (at any level, yes even the free one) can get the marshmallow [...]
Remember the shoddy sweaters?
If you've been here for a while, you may remember the saga of the most terribly made sweaters I've ever encountered (from Madewell, and no, the irony of the name does not escape me). Wander back to early 2023 if you want the details, it was a whole thing. Well [...]
So here’s the plan…
So from now through December, I'm knitting ornaments from my patterns in my friend Rachel's yarn. Because the world is on fire and all I want to do is hibernate and completely ignore capitalism and commerce and the outside world and curl up inside with hot chocolate and yarn and [...]
Monthly Reminder
Abortion is an economic issue. Financial issues (or financial issues in conjunction with other issues) are the most common reason people have abortions. Most people who have abortions are already parents and know damn well how expensive it is to care for a child. And a lot of folks realize [...]
Wanna play?
Hey so anyone hanging out with me over on Patreon (yes, even as a free member) can have Hoard as a little treat...wander over that way if you want to play!
So they sort of sold out…
So the kits with the bags totally out during the Patreon preorder* (no really, in like 24 hours). Which is delightful! But I know that a bunch of folks were hoping to knit ornaments with me, and I was bummed that not everyone was going to be able to. So [...]
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