Mysterious
Local knitwear designer found mysteriously mauled. Authorities say she appears to have been attacked by rabid weasels. Friends and family express shock and can't think of any motive for the vicious attack. Some have called for an investigation into the victim's kitten, who was found at the scene of [...]
Ensorcellment
Ensorcellment is back! Though I regret to inform you that there have been several credible reports of ghostly apparitions in recent days... If you're feeling brave enough to risk it, the pattern is up on both ravelry and payhip. The code "BOO" will take 10% off for the next day [...]
How shall we begin?
Every year, when the days start to get shorter, I find myself dealing with an urge to do something fairly absurd... I have to make these. Lots and lots and lots of these. No really, quite a lot of these. And every year, people ask me how to make them. [...]
Unsupervised
Someone, somewhere is wondering if the wee pointy hats are sized for people. So I have enlisted Owlbert here to provide a demonstration (he'll exact his revenge later). The hats are tiny and wee and absurd. If you tried to make them people sized, you'd have to build in a [...]
Nifty
You know that point in a project where you know it's going to be nifty...you just do...there's no room for doubt. But the niftiness is not yet quite evident to everyone else? Think of that point about two inches into the leg of a lacy sock. You can tug on the [...]
Something scary
Let's do something scary. Let's talk about money. There are two arguments that make the rounds in knitting circles. They go more or less like this: One: Things are hard. Folks are struggling. Knitting should be financially accessible. Therefore knitting patterns should be free/cheap, or else you're not being inclusive [...]
We did it!
We did it! We hit the goal I set for patreon, and so I've sent a donation off to Women on Waves (the organization that Aid Access asks folks to donate to support their work). Aid Access will help you get abortion pills entirely online. They will send them to [...]
Winner!
We have a winner! Ensorcellment (pointy hat) beat out Concoction (tiny bottle) and so will be returning early next month (likely Tuesday the fourth, assuming no catastrophes between now and then). Though it seems Miss Fizzy is not so sure about this decision. She's quite interested in getting to know [...]
Let’s pay for some abortions!
I want to pay for some abortions. When I hit 350 patrons, I'll set up a monthly, recurring donation of $150 to do exactly that. Things are bad here. They're only getting worse. Giving people the tools to manage their own abortions is the most direct way I can find [...]
Schemes
Oh hey look, I do actually remember how to knit! I do this thing...this thing where, because knitting is so close to 'work,' that I occasionally forget that I really do actually enjoy it. Especially when the yarn is this yummy. I can't tell you what it is quite yet. [...]
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