Tiny Nonsense

Three left!

I've got exactly THREE 🥓 kits 🥓 with yarn left (and five without yarn). The preorders just went out, and the pattern is coming tomorrow! But if you missed the kit and you want one, you can wander over and find it now. So if you find yourself gripped with a sudden longing to make bacon (or have that cute pouch and my god the best scissors I've ever found), this is how you make that happen!

October 15, 2025|

Ready and waiting!

Bacon kits are ready to go out! Filled, taped, addressed, stacked in the garage awaiting the postman's visit tomorrow morning! (If you ordered one, you should get an email with tracking information once it gets scanned into the post office tomorrow night.) I'll have about eight or nine extra kits with yarn and three or four extra kits without yarn. I'll put those up for sale tomorrow (that's Tuesday in case you're reading this later). I'll leave them just for folks on Patreon for about a day to give anybody there who wanted it and missed it a chance to [...]

October 13, 2025|

Anyone want some buttons?

The button fairy has blessed me. The button fairy has blessed me, and I want to share her bounty with y'all! Anyone wanna let me send them some buttons? So, on Monday, as I was going to do a boring but necessary administrative task, I came across a pile of free stuff on someone's lawn. And in that pile were two big boxes of buttons. The speed with which I grabbed them and shoved them in my car, cackling with glee the whole time, is borderline shameful. I didn't have time to go through them in any detail on the [...]

October 8, 2025|

Button Fairy!

So on Monday, while on the way to a boring administrative task which I expected to bring me no joy and which I was in fact slightly dreading, the roadside lottery pulled my name out of the hat. For I saw a big pile of stuff on the side of the road. And you know as well as I do that this is basically Hunter bait. So I pulled over and what did I behold but two giant boxes full of buttons. No really, quite full, lots and lots and lots of buttons. So of course I flung them in [...]

October 7, 2025|

Bacon kit update

Short version: Everything is ready to go for the bacon kits except for the reprint of the cool thing that the printer messed up and so had to send again and now UPS has mislaid the package. I'm currently working on it, but it may not be resolved in time to get these in the mail tomorrow. I've got options for you if this means you don't want it anymore (see below where it says options)! And honestly I suspect most people won't mind if things go in the mail a few days late, but I wanted to update everyone [...]

October 6, 2025|

Antici…

...pation Ooooooooh, but it's worth it! God damn that's pretty & satisfying & orderly. It's one, small, tidy, fixed point in the ever widening maelstrom of ongoing horrors. And I love it. And there will be more (and also a pattern, but not till I'm done knitting them)!

October 1, 2025|

Monthly Reminder

Yes things are bad. Yes it's appropriate to be furious and scared. And also, don't let those feelings take your power away. Because you have more power than they want you to think. You can get the things you need, right now, to take care of yourself and your community. ⁠ [the text on the image reads:⁠ ⁠ Monthly Reminder⁠ algo-dodging edition because if we use the word, they hide the post⁠ ⁠ Fuck You, Make Me edition⁠ ⁠ I’m seeing a little too much ‘all hope is lost’ & not enough ‘fuck them, we’re doing it anyway’...We don’t need [...]

September 30, 2025|

So about that treat

Remember how I said there was a treat? A treat on the other end of the potions? Yeeeeeeeeeeah... A pretty, shiny yellow treat! More or less guaranteed to stave off at least five minutes of deepest midwinter despair through sheer, unadulterated, brute force good cheer. Because, come December, that will remind a person that the sun always comes back if you just wait long enough. Every time. But maybe a little faster if you remind it how to sparkle!

September 29, 2025|
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